- "Welcome to MasterBasters, reader; if you enjoy our products sign up and become a MasterBaster today!"
- ―MasterBasters' entry message
The amusement/embarassment the shop generates is compounded by its contents; fence posts and other upright blocks like walls or end rods, supposedly representing turkey basters but coming across as something more suggestive. Adding to that are the "model names" each component presents, being composed in such ways as to resemble names given to certain privately-used implements.
The store chain also features a subscription service, where you can not only get the products delivered to your home but members (referred to as MasterBasters or as Premium MasterBasters) can also test certain baster models before distribution. Player AlphaSkyRaider became one of the first known players to get awarded a MasterBasters subscription.